Cookie Thumper!

There once was a little girl

Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy

But when that bad boy got out of prison

That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble

Daai bra Anies, hy's 'n fokken gam bra

Haai! Daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja

"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number?

Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy 'n ag bra?

Throw them devilish gang signs in the air

Start giving it up for little evil me

My fingers are green 'cause I'm a mean dope fiend

I'm wicked like a mad D.O.G.

Fresh like a little dark G.O.D.

Yo-Landi Vi$$er got the hypest flow

Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned

Motherfucking minds get blown

Every time I rap into the microphone

My zef accent is very foreign

When I speak overseas they go "I beg your pardon?"

You can't get me, like Eric Cartman

Naughty little kitty go "meow"

Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now

Jas little devil make your dick go "wow!"

Yeah, boy, Yo-Landi Vi$$er is hot stuff

Daai bra Anies, hy's 'n fokken gangsta

Haai, daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja

"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number?

Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy 'n ag bra?

Daai bra Anies, hy droom innie mang, ja

Van my punani, ja, jys lekker jas, bra

Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! Haal uit die ganja

Ja pakkie zol in! Klap it soos 'n rasta

I rhyme tight! Tight, tight, tight!

Spark mosh-pit shit 'cause I rhyme so hype

Put me in front of someone I don't like

I go punch! Kick! Bite! Fight!

I'm cray cray like O.D.B.

Yo-Landi down with O.P.P.

I smell lovely 'cause I don't eat meat

Too much bubbly then I go pee-pee

Look out here I come, little evil me

I got a itchy little need for speed

Rap on the beat like a high-speed chase on

I gooi rooi! No motherfucking brakes on

All these pop songs sound like the same song

I burn them! Ja motherfucker, flame on!

Bow down to her motherfucking majesty

No rapper out there as bad as me

Sny jou koekie!

Sny-sny jou snoekie koekie!

Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!

Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!

Sny jou koekie!

Sny-sny jou snoekie koekie!

Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!

Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!

Daai bra Anies hy's 'n fokken gangsta

Haai, daai Anies hy lam innie mang, ja

"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy what's your number?

Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy 'n ag bra?

Daai bra Anies hy's 'n fokken gam bra

Daai bra Anies hy's vars uitie mang ja

Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?

Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum, bra!

Daai bra Anies hy's 'n fokken rou bra

Ek blom met Anies lekker oppie sofa

He love Yo-Landi 'cause I'm blonde all over

Maar yoh! Daai Anies hy hou van my boude!