Please Please Please

I know I have good judgment

I know I have good taste

It's funny and it's ironic

That only I feel that way

I promised 'em that you're different

And everyone makes mistakes

But just don't

I heard that you're an actor

So, act like a stand-up guy

Whatever devil's inside you

Don't let him out tonight

I tell them it's just your culture

And everyone rolls their eyes

Yeah, I know

All I'm asking, baby

Please, please, please

Don't prove 'em right

And please, please, please

Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup, so nice

Heartbreak is one thing

My ego's another

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker (oh, oh-oh-oh)

Please, please, please (ah-ah-ah)

I have a fun idea, babe (uh-huh?)

Maybe just stay inside

I know you're craving some fresh air

But the ceiling fan is so nice (it's so nice, right?)

And we could live so happily

If no one knows that you're with me

I'm just kidding

But really (kinda), really, really

Please, please, please

Don't prove 'em right

And please, please, please

Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup, so nice

Heartbreak is one thing (heartbreak is one thing)

My ego's another (ego's another)

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker (oh, oh-oh-oh)

Please, please, please (ah-ah-ah)

If you wanna go and be stupid

Don't do it in front of me

If you don't wanna cry to my music

Don't make me hate you prolifically

Please, please, please (please)

Please, please, please (please)

Please, (please), please, (please), please

(Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)

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